The Unrealistic Painting of Love in Sleeping Beauty

(Dancing by herself)

Sees a handsome young stranger

Runs away... After all, what type of creature is this??

Plays hide-n'-seek for a while

Starts to dance with the stranger

Starts to sing with the stranger

Being held in the arms of the stranger

Thinking 'this is DEFINITELY love!'

The stranger asks, "who are you?" After hugging nonstop for 2 & 1/2 minutes.

"Mm?" She asks, looking surprised. "Oh, my name... Umm... OH! I can't! I need to go!"

*runs off*

"When can I see you again?" The stranger calls.

"Oh never, never!!" She calls back, grabbing her coat.

"Never?" The prince repeats.

"Well.... Maybe sometime!" She calls back, turning for a brief second.

"When? Tomorrow?"

"no! Tonight!"

"Where?!"

"In the cottage, in the glen!"

Then she runs off, leaving the prince to fall deeper in love with the person he just met ten minutes previous.

*slaps forehead and bangs head repeatedly against the door*

Yes. Yes, people, that is incredibly realistic.

(Kindly take note of the sarcasm.)

Apparently, this is the equation for love:

Boy + girl + dancing = love ❤️

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